Bubble Gum Blow Out - Episode1FADE IN :EXT. BUBBLE HOUSE – DAYA black limousine pulls into the driveway of a large bubble shaped house. The words "Bubble Gum Blow Out" are written in large pink letters across the side of the limo. HOST watches and smiles as four women and four men get out. The contestants quickly form a line without being told, and then wait for HOST to speak. HOST stares at them in silence for a few minutes to create more suspense.HOSTWelcome to the Bubble House! I hope you like it, because for the next week, this will be your home.A few of the contestants gasp in awe.HOSTNow, there are a few rules, of course. Once you enter that doorway, you will not leave for any reason. If you do, you will be immediately disqualified. Understood?The contestants nod.HOSTGood, then follow me!INT. THE 'YUM' ROOMHOST enters first and waits for the others to gather around.HOSTThis is where you will be spending most of your time. On that side is the food. On the other side is an endless supply of every
Mr. Pop-upfirst I'll pop his pop,then I'll down his up,but I won't stop there.I'll take what's left, andpunch his flashing graphics out!stab him with a sharpened cursorin the back of his window!kick him, rightin the toolbar!I'll click his X so hard,his pop-up childrenwill be cancelled too!You can bet there'll becookies and ram,spilled all over the place!and he can scream,"URGENT!"all he wants; no onecan read that neon text, anyway.I wonder,would it be illegal to murdera virtual salesman?
AnythingAnythingfor attention,for affection,to be someone else.put up with put downs,put out, give in,do what you want.you only learnthe hardest way possiblea bad life is not an excuseto make iteven worse.let people treat youlike you are worthless, andmaybe,You are.
UselessIt's not too smart,It doesn't think much at all.Can't help you reach,It doesn't slow down a fall.It's not pretty,It doesn't move anywhere.You can't pet it,It doesn't have any hair.It's not to eat,It doesn't taste very good.Won't keep you dry,It doesn't come with a hood.It's not a drink,It doesn't hold anything.Silent like fish,It doesn't converse or sing.It's not for light,It doesn't give energy.Though it's not cold,It doesn't have any heat.It's not alive,It doesn't need to breathe in.If you confess,It doesn't forgive your sins.What does potpourri do anyways?